
Hong Kong’s greatest luxury isn’t the skyline. It’s what’s reachable within the five-hour circle from the airport.
I’m writing this from Bali, which is a ridiculous sentence to type on a random weekday afternoon. Not a public holiday. Not some special occasion. Just a regular afternoon that happens to exist inside a life where Bali is a casual option.
I’m sitting at a warung in Ubud, eating nasi goreng that costs less than a coffee in Central, watching monkeys steal sunglasses from tourists, and I keep coming back to the same thought: I got here in under five hours.
Five hours. That’s it. I left my flat last Friday morning, had a very civilized lunch at the airport, watched most of a movie, and landed in Indonesia. No red-eye. No layover in a fluorescent purgatory. No crossing of the international date line or arriving so destroyed by travel that you need a vacation from the vacation. Just a normal, unremarkable flight, the kind you almost forget to mention to people because it barely registers as effort.
And the flight was almost the least impressive part of getting there.
Hong Kong International Airport operates like a machine that was designed by people who have actually been inside an airport. This sounds like a low bar. It is a low bar. And yet most American airports cannot clear it.
I arrived at HKIA on Friday morning, walked up to an automated gate, slid my Hong Kong ID card into a slot, looked at a camera, and walked through. That was immigration. The whole thing took about eight seconds. No line. No officer squinting at my passport photo and then at my face and then back at my passport photo as if conducting a philosophical inquiry into the nature of identity. No fumbling for documents. Just a card, a glance, a green light, and I was through.
Security was a breeze, and I use the word generously, because what happened barely qualifies as a process. I put my bag on the belt. I walked through a scanner. No one asked me to remove my shoes. No one asked me to remove my belt. No one asked me to extract my laptop from my bag and place it in a separate bin as though it were a bomb that could only be properly assessed in isolation. No one confiscated my nail clippers with the grim satisfaction of a person who has been granted a small amount of power and intends to use every ounce of it. I was through security and walking toward my gate within ten minutes of entering the building.
Ten minutes. I want Americans to think about that for a moment.
Because I remember TSA. I remember it the way I remember basic training, not with fondness, but with the hollow stare of someone who has seen things. I remember the lines that snaked through roped-off corridors like the queue for a ride at Disneyland, except the ride was just a metal detector and the souvenir was a sense of lingering violation. I remember arriving two hours before a domestic flight and still feeling like I was cutting it close. I remember watching a man get pulled aside because his tube of toothpaste was 3.5 ounces instead of 3.4, a full secondary screening triggered by one-tenth of an ounce of Colgate, the security apparatus of the world’s most powerful nation brought to bear on a man’s dental hygiene.
I remember the bins. God, the bins. Shoes in one. Belt in another. Laptop in its own. Jacket in a fourth. Liquids in a clear plastic bag, displayed like evidence at trial. You’d stand there in your socks on a floor that had been walked on by ten thousand other sock-footed travelers that week, holding your pants up because your belt was being X-rayed, and you’d think, this is air travel in the richest country on earth.
At HKIA, I boarded using facial recognition. I didn’t hand anyone a boarding pass. I didn’t scan a QR code. I walked up to the gate, a camera looked at my face, a screen flashed green, and I walked onto the plane. My face was my boarding pass. The future had arrived, and it was in Chek Lap Kok, and it took approximately two seconds.
The whole thing, leaving my flat, clearing immigration, breezing through security, sitting down with a bowl of wonton noodles at the gate, and boarding my flight, felt less like navigating an airport and more like running a quick errand. An errand that ended in Bali.
Before I moved to Hong Kong, I lived in the United States, where a five-hour flight gets you, and I cannot stress this enough, more United States.
Five hours from New York is Denver. Five hours from Los Angeles is Houston. Five hours from Chicago is… also a lot of places, all of which accept the same currency and sell the same airport Cinnabon. You can fly for four hours in America and not even leave your time zone. You certainly haven’t left your country. You’ve just relocated within the same enormous, passport-free landmass, and the customs form you didn’t have to fill out is the most exciting part of the journey.
From Hong Kong, five hours is a different universe entirely.
Pull out a map. Draw a circle with Hong Kong at the center and a five-hour flight as the radius. Now count the countries inside that circle.
Japan. South Korea. Taiwan. The Philippines. Vietnam. Thailand. Cambodia. Laos. Myanmar. Singapore. Malaysia. Indonesia. Brunei. India, parts of it, at least, which is all anyone can handle at once anyway. That’s somewhere in the neighborhood of fifteen countries, each with its own language, its own cuisine, its own particular way of being wonderful and bewildering and absolutely nothing like the one next door.
Fifteen countries. In the time it takes to fly from Boston to Miami.
I think about this constantly. I think about it when I’m booking a weekend trip to Tokyo, which takes about as long as flying from New York to Atlanta but ends with ramen instead of a Marriott off the interstate. I think about it when someone suggests Seoul for a long weekend and my first thought isn’t “that’s too far” but “should we do Saturday or Friday night?” I think about it right now, watching a monkey methodically dismantle a mango, six days into a trip that required almost no effort to arrange.
The proximity alone would be enough. But Hong Kong, in its infinite refusal to do anything halfway, also happens to sit at the hub of the best airlines in the world.
This is something Americans don’t fully understand until they experience it, and I say this with the weary authority of a man who spent years on United and Delta and once, in a moment of profound financial optimism, Spirit Airlines.
American carriers operate on a simple principle: you are cargo that happens to have a credit card. The seat is narrow. The legroom is theoretical. The food, when it exists, is a philosophical question. The in-flight entertainment is whatever you remembered to download to your phone. The flight attendants are doing their best under circumstances that would test a saint, and the entire experience communicates, at every possible touchpoint, that you are being transported, not hosted.
Now. Cathay Pacific business class.
I should mention that I didn’t pay for this. Not in any way that felt like paying. I handed over credit card points, points I’d accumulated by doing nothing more adventurous than buying groceries and paying my electric bill. The mundane transactions of daily life, alchemized into a lie-flat seat and a glass of champagne before takeoff. In America, I once tried to redeem airline miles for a domestic upgrade and was told, with the polished insincerity of a gate agent who had delivered this news a thousand times, that upgrades were not available on that route on that day in that fare class during that lunar cycle. The miles sat in my account like decorative currency, theoretically worth something but practically useless, a loyalty program whose primary function was to remind you that your loyalty was not being reciprocated.
In Hong Kong, I used points from a credit card. Clicked a button. Got business class to Bali. The whole thing took about four minutes.
And business class on Cathay Pacific is not business class the way Americans understand business class. It’s not a slightly wider seat with a free bag of nuts and the privilege of boarding before Zone 3. The seat folded into a fully flat bed. A bed. With a mattress pad and a real pillow and a duvet that wasn’t made from recycled sandwich wrappers. I was handed a hot towel, then a menu, an actual printed menu, the kind you’d find at a restaurant, listing courses, and then a glass of champagne that I drank while horizontal, watching Hong Kong shrink beneath me, thinking about all the times I’d contorted myself into a United economy seat and called it travel.
The meal came on a linen tablecloth. There was a starter, a main, a cheese course, and a dessert. There was wine paired to each course. The flight attendant addressed me by name, not in the robotic way of someone reading off a manifest, but in the way of someone who had apparently decided, for the duration of this flight, that my comfort was a matter of genuine personal concern.
And here’s what breaks the American brain: Cathay isn’t even the best. Cathay is the hometown carrier, the baseline, the default. Singapore Airlines exists. So does ANA. So does EVA Air, which flies out of Taipei and serves food that has no business being that good at 35,000 feet. Korean Air will hand you bibimbap in a stone bowl and you’ll sit there wondering why you ever tolerated a bag of pretzels as an acceptable substitute for in-flight dining. All of them offer business class redemptions through various points programs, and all of them treat the experience not as a premium surcharge but as the way flying ought to feel.
The gap between flying in Asia and flying in America isn’t a gap. It’s a canyon. It’s a philosophical divide. It’s two entirely different answers to the question “What does a human being deserve while sitting in a metal tube in the sky?”
But I’ve gotten off track. The point isn’t the airlines, not really, though the airlines help. The point is what’s at the other end.
I’ve been here a week now, and a week in Bali is enough to ruin you for ordinary vacations. I spent the first few days in Ubud, wandering through the rice terraces in Tegallalang, those impossibly green cascading steps that look like the earth is showing off. I watched a traditional Kecak dance at sunset in a temple where the air smelled like incense and frangipani and the performers moved like the choreography had been passed down through centuries, which it had. I ate satay from a street vendor who’d been grilling on the same corner for twenty years, and I drank coffee made from beans that had been through a civet cat, which is a sentence I would not have believed five years ago when my most exotic travel option was a five-hour flight to Denver.
Then I drifted south. Jimbaran Bay, where you sit on the sand and eat seafood so fresh the fishermen are still pulling in nets a hundred yards away. Seminyak, where the beach clubs play music that’s too cool for me but the sunsets don’t care how old you are. A day trip to Nusa Penida, where the cliffs drop into water so blue it looks photoshopped, and you stand there thinking no, this can’t actually be real, but it is, and it’s less than five hours from your flat.
A full week. Not rushed. Not crammed into a long weekend with half the time spent in airports, or, if we’re being honest about the American experience, half the time spent in security lines inside airports. A proper, luxurious, unhurried week, and I’ll still be back at my desk on Monday.
Last year, my wife and I flew to Da Nang, ate bún chả on the beach, wandered through the old town in Hội An, had suits tailored for less than the cost of a decent dinner in Soho, and flew home. Total travel time, door to door, was less than what my parents endured driving to a lake house in New Hampshire.
A few months before that, it was Bangkok, which is three hours away and feels like arriving on another planet, the temples, the street food, the rooftop bars where you can watch the sun set over the Chao Phraya River while eating som tum so spicy it rewrites your understanding of capsaicin. Three hours. You can leave Hong Kong after work on a Friday and be eating pad krapao on Khao San Road before your colleagues back in New York have finished their lunch.
Next month, we’re thinking about Siem Reap. Angkor Wat at sunrise. One of the great archaeological wonders of the world, reachable in roughly the same time it takes to fly from Dallas to Philadelphia, which, with all respect to Philadelphia, is not Angkor Wat.
This is the thing that’s hard to explain to people back home. It’s not any single destination. It’s the accumulation. It’s the fact that on any given weekend, or, when the mood strikes, a full glorious week, you can be snorkeling in the Philippines, hiking in northern Thailand, drinking whisky in Tokyo, eating laksa in Singapore, or watching the sunrise over a volcano in Bali. The world doesn’t feel large from Hong Kong. It feels like a neighborhood, one where every street leads somewhere extraordinary and the commute is a lie-flat seat and a three-course meal you didn’t pay cash for.
Tomorrow I fly home. I’ll take a car to the airport, and when I land in Hong Kong, I’ll clear customs the same way I left: slide the card, look at the camera, walk through. No line. No interrogation. No bins. I’ll be on the Airport Express within minutes of touching down, tapping my Octopus card, gliding back into the city. I’ll be in my flat with a full Sunday still ahead of me. Time to unpack. Time to do laundry. Time to sit on my couch and scroll through photos of rice terraces and think, already, about where the next batch of points is taking me.
A week in Bali. Business class both ways. Paid for by buying toothpaste and groceries. Through an airport that treated me like a human being instead of a suspect. Back in time for Monday morning.
Americans travel to escape. People in Hong Kong travel because the entire continent is right there, practically daring you to come over. And the airport, that gleaming, ruthlessly efficient, face-scanning marvel on Lantau Island, has made sure that nothing stands between the impulse and the destination.
The five-hour circle. Fifteen countries. A hundred cities. A thousand meals I haven’t tried yet.
The monkey just stole someone’s flip-flop. I should probably intervene. But the Bintang is cold and the afternoon is warm and Bali is five hours from home, which is to say, it’s barely anywhere at all.